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    A pair of Friedrichshafen’s was escorted by a lone Fokker DR1. Three Sopwith Triplanes and three Nieuports intercepted short of the town. The Plucky lone DR 1 turned into the three Triplanes, and mowed right through the formation. Trading shots with the end plane; both planes flying on no worse for the shots. The Dr 1 winged over and was on the tail of the Triplanes. The three closed in on the Friedrichshafen’s and with a golden bb, blew the plane out of the sky, to the surprise of the German crews.

    The lone Friedrichshafen turned into the direction of the town, three Nieuports in front, three triplanes on it’s tail, with the plucky little DR 1 chasing the triplanes. The DR 1 concentrated on the yellow tailed triplane and kept hammering away, as the allies concentrated pounding the bomber. The Nieuports closed from the front, firing. One of the pilots mishandled his plane and it spun out of control like a leaf on wind, but he was able to recover well short of the ground, however, he was out of the fight for awhile.

    Dave got on the tail of the plucky DR1, and started shooting at it (but missing) trying to get it to break off of the triplanes. It ignored dave, and the Yellowtail triplane disintergrated and fell out of the sky. Dave started scoing hits on the DR1, and the plane snapped around, trying to flee the fight. Dave misjudged the maneuver, and the DR 1 shot clear. For the moment.

    The Friedrichshafen dropped it’s bombs, sending them falling earthward, and the big bomber banked away. It was read in the paper the next day that Miss Mary’s House of Ill Repute was destroyed as the bombs leveled her building. As it being a daylight raid, none of the girls were in the building and all are ok. After the bombs exploded, chaos ran amuck, some calling for the head of the prime minister, for those dirty huns should not be allowed to bomb England’s fair cities.

    Four planes closed to chew on the Friedrichshafen, one of the Nieuports staying too long in the rear gunners arc, and his engine started to sputter, so he turned away and limped his aircraft home. And then there were three.

    Doc shot after the fleeing DR1, and got close, putting a few rounds into the tail. The DR1 snapped around and the two traded shots, causing Doc to second think his attack. The damaged DR1 had gotten lucky and evened the odds. Doc withdrew to the airfield. At this time, the Friedrichshafen had succumbed to the hail of bullets, and the plane went down. Two pilots splitting the kill. The Plucky DR 1 flew away, telling of how the English were in terror of the bombs hitting the ground.

    End result was the loss of two German bombers, and a DR1 needing shop time.

    The three surviving Neiuports will require plenty of shop time as well as the two surviving triplanes, with one of the triplanes destroyed in Farmer Jenkins cow pasture. The loss of Miss Mary’s is going to cripple moral in town for a while, until it is rebuilt, however local church opposition is making rebuilding difficult.

    As a tactical victory, it would have to go to the Allies.

    As for a moral victory, it has to go to the Germans.

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    Nice AAR.

    I would maybe expect to find it in the After Action Reports section of the forums (under Mission Discussion) though. Or is it a part of a campaign?

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    Great report! That plucky Dr.I was pretty brave, taking on 6 enemies at a time like that!

    Hunter

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    Impressive AAR. Thoroughly enjoyed reading it.

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    The Friedrichstafens are tough, and if they stay together, they can chew a fighter up, being able to pore four b guns into it, if it is i the wrong spot. Had the one triplane not pulled an explosion card early in the game, I think the allied fighters would be shreaded. We only use the explosion card for planes that are carrying bombs, (meanes the gunfire hit the bombs, setting them off) or if you draw it when your plane is on fire (meaning the fire got back to the fuel tank).

    I got very lucky, for i pulled alot of zero out of the deck. (I was flying the Plucky DR 1).

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    We have found that the explosion is too fatal by itself in a campaign setting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffvantye View Post
    It was read in the paper the next day that Miss Mary’s House of Ill Repute was destroyed as the bombs leveled her building. As it being a daylight raid, none of the girls were in the building and all are ok.
    NOOOOOO! Not Miss Mary's....is there a place to donate for the rebuilding fund!


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    As Wingco GB. I find this report very disquieting. We have had to accept that Giant Bombers seem to invade our airspace on an almost daily basis with impunity, but to find that the Central powers are now either fitting Triplanes with long range tanks, or heaven forbid, have a Carrier somewhere out in the North Sea, beggars belief. What are the Royal Navy doing about it I ask.
    Soon there will be no Houses of Easement safe anywhere in the country. Miss Mary's may be followed by any number of others, and as the report so correctly states, morale will be totally destroyed if that happens.
    I shall write a strongly worded letter to the Times forthwith.
    Kyte. O.C. G.B.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Great AAR Jim - just goes to show how much of a pounding the bombers can take before they fall out of the sky. If one bomber hadnt received a lucky shot early on I am sure things would have been a bit different.

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    Never heard of German Sympathizers? I landed in a pre-aranged farmer's feild, he refueled me and i took off, back to German Occupied France, "Auf Wiedersehen England!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffvantye View Post
    Never heard of German Sympathizers? I landed in a pre-aranged farmer's feild, he refueled me and i took off, back to German Occupied France, "Auf Wiedersehen England!
    That is a very useful piece of the jigsaw put into place. Thanks Jim. It won't be so easy next time.My close friend Raymond of Intelligence has put Major James Bigglesworth onto the case.
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    And my name is Leutnant Fliegen Kinderscheißen. (Flying Baby Poop)

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    Actually, i looked that up b4 i ran the scenario, if the target was near the english coast, the DR 1 could accompany it,(Range of 180 miles) if it refueled before crossing the channel. Now the odds of it happening, i don't believe that it could have, and in trying to look it up, I didn't find any reffrence to fighters crossing the channel, only bombers, but I didn't want to give the allies carte blanch to shoot at lumbering bombers, and Rolands don't quite pack a punch that a DR 1 does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffvantye View Post
    Actually, i looked that up b4 i ran the scenario, if the target was near the english coast, the DR 1 could accompany it,(Range of 180 miles) if it refueled before crossing the channel. Now the odds of it happening, i don't believe that it could have, and in trying to look it up, I didn't find any reffrence to fighters crossing the channel, only bombers, but I didn't want to give the allies carte blanch to shoot at lumbering bombers, and Rolands don't quite pack a punch that a DR 1 does.
    Herr Kinderscheißen.
    You cannot flannel me with all this talk of research into probabilities. You gave yourself away in your report, and later addmission as to collaborators.
    We now know that any farmer on the East coast who owns a daschund is a suspect. Biggles is on the case. There is no escape.
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    I think I know how the Huns did it


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    Wouldn't a German Shepard be a better marker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffvantye View Post
    Wouldn't a German Shepard be a better marker?
    Ever seen anyone try to kick a German Shepard to death. It could get a bit nasty.
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by macka321 View Post
    I think I know how the Huns did it

    WHAT...
    IS...
    THAT?

    Please!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Herr Kinderscheißen. <snip>
    Mister Kids-Sh!t?

    Tssss... This forum is going down the drain!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Herr Kinderscheißen. <snip>
    Mister Kids-Sh!t?

    Tssss... This forum is going down the drain!


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    Its a Prussian sky fortress from Dystopian Wars.

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    My Pilot's name is Fliegen Kinderscheißen. (in English=Flying Baby Poop)
    Quote Originally Posted by petitbilbo View Post
    Mister Kids-Sh!t?

    Tssss... This forum is going down the drain!


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    Looks like something Steam Punky to me Bilbo. It would go very well with my Dwarf army.
    Is it a lighter than air aircraft carrier?
    Rob
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Wouldn't a German Shepard be a better marker?
    German shepherd = Alsatian, from Alsace.

    Alsace. Not German at all

    (PS yes, I know where the name Alsatian really comes from )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffvantye View Post
    And my name is Leutnant Fliegen Kinderscheißen. (Flying Baby Poop)
    Some Kinderscheißen.Some drain. (With apologies to Winston Churchill.)
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffvantye View Post
    My Pilot's name is Fliegen Kinderscheißen. (in English=Flying Baby Poop)
    Sorry (I have a tendency towards "language-nazism"), but that would be "Fliegende Kinderscheiße"...

    But, in heaven's name, WHY?


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    Quote Originally Posted by petitbilbo View Post
    Sorry (I have a tendency towards "language-nazism"), but that would be "Fliegende Kinderscheiße"...

    But, in heaven's name, WHY?

    Bilbo! We are all holding our breath until Jim gives us the answer to this one. Yes we are really having to hold our breath.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Fliegen Kinderscheißen (This came in cause my Oma would say it when she got pissed about something, drop something. Yes she was German.)


    Here is an incomplete list of pilots we have in our Aerodrome. It became a contest to see who could come up with the Most Goofy name possible:

    Benny Hill
    Blinky Blackadder
    Blinzenlen Gescherrwagger
    Doug "Doggie Style"
    Fifi Crasaunt
    Fliegen Kinderscheißen
    Fredric vonDresden
    Grandpappy Boyington (DB)
    Gretchen vonStrudel
    Helga vonKraut
    Ivana Mandicplz <------This guy's name is just wrong.
    Jeff Frothingcrotch
    John Frothingcrotch (Jeff)
    Karl Dumkoff
    Karl Wilhelm von Klink
    Keltzin Veder Shnauzen
    Ludwig vonStoup
    Peppi La Plink
    Peter Peckerhead
    Reggie Frothingslosh
    Right Hand Happy
    Smithers Slapnutz
    Vergessenheit
    Yorkshire Puddin

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    Those are great Jim. Took me back to the days when I was trying to find names for my Dwarf and Goblin leader figures.
    Here is a challenge for you . Read any of my KoTA reports in the campaigns forum, and see if you can get the theme gave names to my Allied pilots. Only Stormkahn knows the answer.
    Rob.
    Last edited by Flying Officer Kyte; 08-06-2011 at 12:15.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    <raises hand and signals the teacher>
    I know, I know, I know!!!

    Can I? Can I? Can I?



    It's about a cat from a certain Shire...
    (Well, not the cat itself, but the first half of the Shire)


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    Quote Originally Posted by petitbilbo View Post
    <raises hand and signals the teacher>
    I know, I know, I know!!!

    Can I? Can I? Can I?



    It's about a cat from a certain Shire...
    (Well, not the cat itself, but the first half of the Shire)

    Good answer Bilbo, but WRONG!
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    What?

    Rooke, Knight, (Mc)Queen, ... ?

    These are all pieces from a chess game!

    Hence my hint about the CHESSchire Cat...

    No?

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    Quote Originally Posted by petitbilbo View Post
    What?

    Rooke, Knight, (Mc)Queen, ... ?

    These are all pieces from a chess game!

    Hence my hint about the CHESSchire Cat...

    No?
    Sorry yes. Bilbo.You are right. I missed the connotation there. The French pilot who did the balloon straffe was one Sous Lt.Enpassant. and his wingman, Lt. Epaulet.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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