Why do communists drink herbal infusions?
'Cos Marx said "proper tea is theft"
Why do communists drink herbal infusions?
'Cos Marx said "proper tea is theft"
Do you suppose the holes in the beal are where they stow the machine guns??
So how many books are in your personal library?
I can take credit for stealing the rodent and book graphic and adapting it to Robert's banner, but I didn't do up Ken's.
Ken probably got his from Keith [Oberst Hajj], when Keith was doing banners for the Forum, and before I was given the template.
Mike
"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" Douglas Adams
"Wings of Glory won't skin your elbows and knees while practicing." OldGuy59
That certainly looks a mean cow.
I wonder what the percentage of interactions between cows and humans there are per year compared with those of sharks and humans?
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
I suspect that figure of 10 people for Shark attack is way too low.
Down here we would nearly reach 3/4s of that each year alone.
98 shark attacks last year, 6 fatal. 33 in Aus.
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
Those cows are going to have to step up their performance this year if they want to hold onto their title.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Yep, looks like they heifer bit of competition.........
(And I apologise for kicking off the inevitable round of cow puns again )
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw
Didn't see this one. A Monty Python classic. Also looks like you will surpass the 634 and have tripled the views sofar.
So how many books are in your personal library?
A bunch of lads at a Squadron reunion decided to meet up again for a meal the year of each “landmark” birthday.
For their 40th they collectively decided to go to the Red Lion, because the waitresses were pretty and wore short skirts.
For their 50th they thought they would go to the Red Lion, because the steaks were tender and the beer was good.
For their 60th they chose the Red Lion because it was easy to get to from the motorway, and for their 70th the Red Lion was chosen because the wheelchair access was decent.
For their 80th they thought they’d go to the Red Lion - because they hadn’t been there before .
Only Trig for wind speed direction and air speed calculations though.
Which way is the wind blowing from those steers?
Kyte.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Here's Knickers: a cow so big, the slaughterhouse couldn't take it!
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Karl
It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
No wonder they are worried about air pollution if they are breeding cows that size!
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
Ah, but just think of the huge amount of intestines for Zeppelin production!
Intestines?!
Google: cow intestines in zeppelins
Prepare to be befuddled : )
That’s a lot of cows to make a zep! (250,000)
But I thought brats were made with pig casings, not flying cows. Me thinks the Guardian is exaggerating on an infamous brat ban. There’d be rioting in the streets!
Well whatever, at least the sheep got a let off for once.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Not really; just horsing around a bit.
From Wiki:Goldbeater's skin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldbeater%27s_skinEarly Zeppelins used rubberised cotton for the gasbags, but most later craft used goldbeater's skin, made from the intestines of cattle.[
Karl
It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
so zeppelin crew would be cowanaughts or bovinators?
Thanks for the Rep Phil and back at you.
With all that tripe about they could just end up as cowslips.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Nice one, Mick.
Karl
It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
LOL! LOVING IT!
uuuuuggggghhhhhh i hate overcooked beef!
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