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    Why do communists drink herbal infusions?


    'Cos Marx said "proper tea is theft"

  2. #352

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    Do you suppose the holes in the beal are where they stow the machine guns??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJG173 View Post
    Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.
    Robert, that is groovy!!! Ignore the Albatross... Chris is just grumpy! LOL

    Oh and I love the flying ferret in your signature banner... who created that graphic?
    Ken Head - "The Cowman"
    “You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cowman View Post
    Robert, that is groovy!!! Ignore the Albatross... Chris is just grumpy! LOL

    Oh and I love the flying ferret in your signature banner... who created that graphic?
    Probably the same person who created yours.
    So how many books are in your personal library?

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    Smile Time for Another Cow Joke!

    Just found this one & pretty sure it has not been posted before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cowman View Post
    Robert, that is groovy!!! Ignore the Albatross... Chris is just grumpy! LOL

    Oh and I love the flying ferret in your signature banner... who created that graphic?
    Quote Originally Posted by RJG173 View Post
    Probably the same person who created yours.
    I can take credit for stealing the rodent and book graphic and adapting it to Robert's banner, but I didn't do up Ken's.

    Ken probably got his from Keith [Oberst Hajj], when Keith was doing banners for the Forum, and before I was given the template.
    Mike
    "Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" Douglas Adams
    "Wings of Glory won't skin your elbows and knees while practicing." OldGuy59

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    Just came across this one; who \knew
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    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    That certainly looks a mean cow.
    I wonder what the percentage of interactions between cows and humans there are per year compared with those of sharks and humans?
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    I suspect that figure of 10 people for Shark attack is way too low.
    Down here we would nearly reach 3/4s of that each year alone.

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    98 shark attacks last year, 6 fatal. 33 in Aus.
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    Those cows are going to have to step up their performance this year if they want to hold onto their title.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Yep, looks like they heifer bit of competition.........

    (And I apologise for kicking off the inevitable round of cow puns again )
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw

    Didn't see this one. A Monty Python classic. Also looks like you will surpass the 634 and have tripled the views sofar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guntruck View Post
    Yep, looks like they heifer bit of competition.........

    (And I apologise for kicking off the inevitable round of cow puns again )
    Milk it for all its worth.
    So how many books are in your personal library?

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    I apologise in advance:

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    See you on the Dark Side......

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    and:

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    See you on the Dark Side......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guntruck View Post
    (And I apologise for kicking off the inevitable round of cow puns again )
    You started the Battle of the Cowpuns? B)

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    Quote Originally Posted by csadn View Post
    You started the Battle of the Cowpuns? B)
    I always thought it was the Battle of Cowpens & that it started back around the late 1770's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csadn View Post
    You started the Battle of the Cowpuns? B)
    Yes, very good Chris
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    Boy, I'd hate to be in this exchange program!

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    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jager View Post
    Boy, I'd hate to be in this exchange program!

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    Karl
    Seeing its a Cow I dont think the Matador will have much success with that Red Rag!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gully_raker View Post
    I always thought it was the Battle of Cowpens & that it started back around the late 1770's.
    The only thing that this has to do with flying Baz, was Tarleton's cavalry.
    Good play on words though.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    A new one today:
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    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    A bunch of lads at a Squadron reunion decided to meet up again for a meal the year of each “landmark” birthday.

    For their 40th they collectively decided to go to the Red Lion, because the waitresses were pretty and wore short skirts.

    For their 50th they thought they would go to the Red Lion, because the steaks were tender and the beer was good.

    For their 60th they chose the Red Lion because it was easy to get to from the motorway, and for their 70th the Red Lion was chosen because the wheelchair access was decent.

    For their 80th they thought they’d go to the Red Lion - because they hadn’t been there before .

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    And now for some math:

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    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jager View Post
    And now for some math:

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    Karl
    Very ethereal Karl!
    Far too advanced for my old mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jager View Post
    And now for some math:

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    Karl


    is this what the math teachers of our youth promised we be using math every day for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by milcoll73 View Post
    is this what the math teachers of our youth promised we be using math every day for?
    Well we have to use it for something, no?

    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Only Trig for wind speed direction and air speed calculations though.
    Which way is the wind blowing from those steers?
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Only Trig for wind speed direction and air speed calculations though.
    Which way is the wind blowing from those steers?
    Kyte.
    Hopefully from behind us towards them!

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    No wonder they are worried about air pollution if they are breeding cows that size!
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    No wonder they are worried about air pollution if they are breeding cows that size!
    Rob.
    Actually, your right. The increase in human ranched livestock has measurably increased the amount of methane in the atmosphere. As well as other greenhouse gases as a byproduct of farming.
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Ah, but just think of the huge amount of intestines for Zeppelin production!

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    Intestines?!

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    Google: cow intestines in zeppelins
    Prepare to be befuddled : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by clipper1801 View Post
    Google: cow intestines in zeppelins
    Prepare to be befuddled : )
    But only if you have the guts for it.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    But only if you have the guts for it.
    Rob.
    ‘Oribble Rob, just ‘orrible!

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    That’s a lot of cows to make a zep! (250,000)

    But I thought brats were made with pig casings, not flying cows. Me thinks the Guardian is exaggerating on an infamous brat ban. There’d be rioting in the streets!

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    Well whatever, at least the sheep got a let off for once.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Well whatever, at least the sheep got a let off for once.
    Rob.
    i still say they are pulling the wool over our eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BwanaJoe View Post
    i still say they are pulling the wool over our eyes!
    Not really; just horsing around a bit.
    From Wiki:
    Early Zeppelins used rubberised cotton for the gasbags, but most later craft used goldbeater's skin, made from the intestines of cattle.[
    Goldbeater's skin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldbeater%27s_skin

    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    so zeppelin crew would be cowanaughts or bovinators?

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    Thanks for the Rep Phil and back at you.
    With all that tripe about they could just end up as cowslips.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    And now one for our T&T cows:
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    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Nice one, Mick.

    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    uuuuuggggghhhhhh i hate overcooked beef!

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    Quote Originally Posted by milcoll73 View Post
    uuuuuggggghhhhhh i hate overcooked beef!
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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