“Why haven’t we got Strutter’s, why have we still got Be2C’s what the heck is going wrong with this war”.
“There are new planes available and they are given to new squadrons with no experience and we have to soldier on, week after week with these obsolete monstrosities”. Joe Ryan’s Strong New York accent added emphasis to his words and they were heard by everyone in the Mess, maybe in the hangers over 100 yards away and indeed probably heard in the French, Café Americaine 500 yards down the small one track road that led to it.
“It’s just the way things are old chap” said Podgy Pogson, Podgy was old school, Charterhouse to be precise but he knew what he could change and what he couldn’t change and knew no amount of logic would change the system the Brass had worked out. In their wisdom they were sending new squadrons to the front with new planes, pre-existing squadrons already there with experienced pilots and crew were only slowly getting the new planes.
“On top of that we have this new and extremely slow figure of 8 to fly” Ryan continued “Just because someone can’t manufacture a radio transmission device that doesn’t have us trailing a long piece of wire out of the back of the plane in alignment with a bit of wire on the ground” “Those blasted artillery chaps can’t hit anything anyway, even with our help”.
“Well I know a thing or two about that” chimed in Plaskitt-Smithe, “it’s another of those buggers up at HQ Magnus is his name”. “I was in the Café Americaine a couple of nights ago and this chap from 32 Squadron was telling me about it”. “It seems that if you tool around for 30 minutes flying this pattern, twice in that time the artillery chaps get a perfect signal from you”. “They can fire their big guns and miss and then twice in the next 30 minutes you get the chance to correct the fall of shot”. “It’s a brilliant scheme to avoid paying out senior airmen’s wages, just get them killed early and replace them with some numpty straight out of pilot school on the basic rate of pay”.
“It’s really no point in complaining about it” said Jack Cowan in his slow, deep, measured voice, “tomorrow morning we are just going to have to make the best of it”.
That seemed to put the damper on the conversation because essentially he was right, so they had a few more glasses of the potato schnapps that they’d all grown addicted to and then made their way to their cold damp bunks for a few hours of sleep, tortured by whatever nightmare their brains individually deemed appropriate.
Magnus’s brilliant figure of 8, which as you can see is flattened - as if a pile of bricks has landed on your normal figure of 8. Jack Cowan and Joe Ryan had drawn the short straw and were going to try and fly a Be2C in this pattern spotting for the artillery who were trying to demolish 2 big German fortifications, or maybe something else but it was vitally important to the war effort or HQ wouldn’t be risking their lives in this way.
As always my text is below the pictures rather than the more normal above.
Cowan and Ryan had formed a deep friendship although neither of them would have admitted it to an outsider and they were in the Be2C with the unenviable task of bringing down the wrath of the Royal Artillery on the heads of their German opponents. Charles Plaskitt-Smythe and his Observer Podgy Podgson were in a Fe2B acting as escort to the poor boobs in the Bee.
In the distance they could see a couple of German planes, Halberstadt’s from the vague outline at this distance, very formidable opponents although not quite as formidable as the new Albatros fighters that were being seen in increasing numbers along the front.
They are outlined against the new hand painted background that I might mention once or twice in the ensuing story, I’m not up for commissions and so it is purely for self aggrandisement that I mention it.
Jack Cowan has banked to port and as I am flying for Jack you must expect a small amount of eccentricity in his manoeuvres. These will be cannily explained in the text as clever ploys on my part, do not be deceived by that explanation, even if very occasionally it is true.
By banking to port Jack moved away from the nearest Halberstadt and towards the first target, but this left Plaskitt-Smythe flying directly at the said Halberstadt, they exchanged shots to very little effect.
Of course this picture also shows off my new hand painted backdrop to perfect effect. Did I mention my new backdrop? I can’t remember now.
Plaskitt-Smythe flies passed the first Halberstadt and straight into the gun of the second one, painted a dull shade of brown, there is an immediate loss of engine power as his opponents bullets strike home damaging the Fee’s engine and he realises that he has to return to base immediately or risk crashing to an ignominious death.
Joe Ryan is moving his Lewis gun to be able to fire backwards through the struts to the port side of the Bee and within inches of his pilot Jack Cowan.
Jack Cowan has started to turn pale under his suntan.
The Brown Halberstadt opens fire on the almost defenceless Bee and jams his gun fairly quickly. Plaskitt-Smythe is going home as soon as he can turn the Fee round and the CDL Halberstadt seems to have lost his way.
Podgy can see his bullets boring in to the rear of the pilots seat and then the erratic flying of the Halb convinces him he has hit he pilot.
This pilot has to return to base straight away, so good shooting from Podgy.
One of my rare in focus picture’s so I thought I should include it here, but it also shows Cowan’s Bee in relation to the first target to its right hand side. Cowan is turning to port so that he can relay the German position to the artillery.
At this stage I hadn’t fully grasped the intricacies of the scenario conditions, once Cowan was flying in the right direction to transmit, which in this case is still 90’ to his left he had to be within 2 rules to be able to transmit corrections if the artillery missed on the 1st and 2nd shots. By the time he had achieved the necessary angle to transmit he only had time for 1 transmission so there would be no corrections.
Did I say I was flying Jack’s plane?
The Brown Halberstadt has chosen to return to base via a series of right handed turns and would have been able to fire at the Bee, if his gun wasn’t jammed. Joe’s cunning positioning of the Lewis allows him to fire a burst back past Jack Cowan left ear and Jack almost whoops for joy when the Lewis gun jams.
Podgeson fires into the plane nearest to him and again hit’s the pilot, not as badly this time but of course he doesn’t know that.
As Plaskitt-Smythe continues to fly homeward bound Podgy gets another chance to fire at the CDL Halberstadt, hitting the pilot for a 2nd time.
The drama shot. Just before….
The CDL plane crashes into mother earth. Things are really going well for C flight, 1 enemy shot down by Pogson, 1 enemy returning to base, hit by Pogson OK the Fee is also returning to base but bar a bad landing will be A OK and this leaves the field safe for Jack Cowan to complete his mission.
I forgot to add that the first call to the artillery had resulted in 5 and 6 on the dice and so the explosion marker over the target indicates its destruction so no need to make corrective calls, which would have been useless as due to pilot error they were already outside the prescribed range to make the calls.
Another meaningless picture, but it looks a bit like a child’s drawing of an aeroplane and some childish landscape, which I rather liked.
Jack Cowan has completed another loop of his flattened figure of 8 and is headed towards his 2nd target, he and Joe have time to wave to the Fee as it heads home.
Bad news for Jack and Joe because as the brown Halberstadt also heads home it passes an Albatros Dl that is flying determinedly towards their Bee.
And it’s obviously going to cut it off before it gets close enough to call in the artillery on the final target. The Albatros appears to be moving at twice the speed of the venerable Bee, or should that be vulnerable Bee and will have no difficulty in bringing on a combat.
Much to Jack Cowans relief Joe has started to move the Lewis to fire from the port forward sector of the plane and so provided Joe doesn’t hit the prop, Jack feels fairly safe from being shot by his own Observer.
This left him with the dilemma of whether to fight or try and carry out his artillery mission. Both Jack and Joe are fighters and Jack banks to port, towards the D1 but keeping it on his port side so Joe can take a shot when they get closer.
Which he completely misses, but the Bee takes a significant amount of damage from this promising young pilot in the Dl.
Joe starts to move the Lewis but there isn’t enough time to get a shot at the retreating Albatros, so he moves it to the starboard quarter and gets another askance look from his pilot.
The Albatros pilot made a huge mistake and started his next attack by turning to starboard as Jack also turned to starboard, this put the Dl miles away from the Bee as it made its run over the next target.
Jack had learned from his previous mistake and was planning on making his run starting well before the target to give him plenty of time to call in corrections should they prove necessary. Figure of 8, flattened or not were proving difficult to achieve but the aerial alignment was paramount.
However that wasn’t to be as the artillery hit first time with a 6 and 4. Mission completed now time to head for home, which might be a little more difficult than they would like, as the Albatros had closed the gap and was moving very fast compared to the Bee.
Joe’s positioning of the Lewis was impeccable, if only his shooting compared but with a short burst the gun jammed again Jack breathed another sigh of relief but the Albatros was coming into a tailing position.
Jack flung the Bee to starboard, well flung is a bit of a misnomer as she gradually made the turn like a disabled duck but it was enough to cause the Albatros to miss. Poor deflection shooting on the part of her pilot.
Jack now started a desperate game of cat and mouse and he didn’t like the role allotted to him of mouse. He had a start and a small lead over his adversary but would that be enough?
He turned to port and safety but Joe waved at him as a reminder that the Lewis was set to fire over the starboard quarter, Jack hadn’t forgotten which was why he was keeping the German away from that quadrant Joe’s bullets had come very close to his ear with that last blast of firing.
I realised after a little while that Dave’s AI works on the enemy trying to attack, not run away and so after a couple of turns this was the situation. The Albatros had done a hard and full turn one way and then the same the other way but kept overshooting the target. I then started to modify the results based on the reality of the situation.
Which fortunately was a little too late and so sorry – another picture of the target making what would be his final turn to port, reaching the table edge, escape and victory.
The Albatros was on his tail, and gaining fast, I’m not a big fan of the table edge being some strange end of the world and all of a sudden the two planes can’t see or attack each other and one is now safe, but in this instance it had been a “heart in the mouth” chase all the way there and I felt that Jack (me) deserved the victory.
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