Newsflash.......
At approximately 6:45 pm today my property was invaded by what I only can call Martians. They disembarked the big brown transport vehicle and landed on my porch. I tried to fend them off but I was forced to retreat to my car and seek refuge at work. I will return to the invasion site in the morning and survey the damage. I might have to take pictures to show the rest of the world the destruction. More news in a few hours as details become more clear.
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