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Thread: House Rules for Playing with Teenage Sons

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    Default House Rules for Playing with Teenage Sons

    1st Victory over Dad: You're grounded.
    2nd Victory over Dad: I love your brother more than you.
    3rd Victory over Dad: You're out of the will.
    4th Victory over Dad: You're grounded for life.
    5th Victory over Dad:Fetch me a hammer & all your electronics.
    6th Victory over Dad: I have no son.
    7th Victory over Dad: Don't talk to me until you are 30.

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    So I guess you have a brilliant Sunday with your family, right?


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    That is a bit harsh. Teenagers make perfect targets.

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    If you can bear the humiliation, that is how to get them hooked on the game.

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    Of course there is also "Go to your hangar ! "

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    i dont want to even know what #8 is!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by milcoll73 View Post
    i dont want to even know what #8 is!!!
    8th Victory over Dad: "Go clean out the garage...AND the neighbor's garage too!"

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    You are weakening then John.
    For garage substitute cesspit.

    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    You are weakening then John.
    For garage substitute cesspit.

    Rob.
    I was keeping septic tank for victory 10!

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    Well my sons are in their 20's and 30's and they dictate the rules to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saylug View Post
    I was keeping septic tank for victory 10!
    Fair enough then.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    This is sliding into a four Yorkshire men sketch....

    "Right..... We used to get sent t'septic tank, three moves before we shot the old man down, smash our own electronic devices, work twenty-nine hours a day down neighbour's garages, and pay neighbours for permission to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.' "


    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

    "He is wise who watches"

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    Sounds about right Dave.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    When I was a lad, me flight leader would wake me up from my cold bit of mud outside the hangars at 3 PM for the Dawn Patrol, shove me into the cockpit of my Nieuport 28 & force me to do power dives til the wings fell off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    This is sliding into a four Yorkshire men sketch....

    "Right..... We used to get sent t'septic tank, three moves before we shot the old man down, smash our own electronic devices, work twenty-nine hours a day down neighbour's garages, and pay neighbours for permission to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.' "


    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
    Luxury

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    I am so using that. Thanks!



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