Missing Pilot Alert!

**The Cowman** · 12-17-2010 19:08

Has anyone seen or heard from Mayor Jim??? He seems to have vanished into the ether(net)...

It is entirely possible that he was abducted by Yeti from the hills of Southern Kentucky... or that the "Lt. Col" got tired of him constantly being here in the O-club with us and beaned over the head with a rolling pin...

Should we send out a search Patrol? Saint Bernards? E.L.F.S?

**Goering Ace** · 12-17-2010 20:10

Space aliens.

**The Cowman** · 12-17-2010 20:35

Originally Posted by Goering Ace

Space aliens.

In Kentucky??? Good chance!

**CappyTom** · 12-20-2010 10:53

Might be downed behind enemy lines. We'll send out some flights to Tennessee and do a look about.

**Attila57** · 12-20-2010 11:39

An excellent opportunity to plan a rescue mission scenario. Are you Entente or Central?

**CappyTom** · 12-20-2010 12:22

I'm Entente my friend.

**Attila57** · 12-20-2010 12:38

I had a sneaking suspicion ... old chap

Attilio

**The Cowman** · 12-21-2010 09:28

OK now I am starting to get worried... I'm tellin' ya its the darn Kentucky Yetis... They come at ya outta nowhere and snap ya right up for a midnight snack! Jim has not posted in ten days!

**Goering Ace** · 12-21-2010 14:53

Maybe he's on vacation or just caught up in the pre-holiday chaos.

**The Cowman** · 12-21-2010 17:32

Originally Posted by Goering Ace

Maybe he's on vacation or just caught up in the pre-holiday chaos.

Well I kinda figured it was something like that... but the Yetis scenario is definitely more comical... Oh well, at least he will know he was missed while he was gone! Nothing says respect like a good ribbing!

**Goering Ace** · 12-21-2010 18:33

Of course we all know that abduction by Yeti is a bit far fetched . . . but kidnapped by the girl scouts is WAY more plausible. Yep, you just can't trust those cookie selling munchkins.

**The Cowman** · 12-21-2010 19:22

Originally Posted by Goering Ace

Of course we all know that abduction by Yeti is a bit far fetched . . . but kidnapped by the girl scouts is WAY more plausible. Yep, you just can't trust those cookie selling munchkins.

Uh Oh... I am thinking that his "Lt. Col" might take offense and strip off the kid gloves... I'm talking losing the rolling pin and whipping out a rocket launcher... I can just see the Headlines now:

STRANGELY SCORCHED GIRL SCOUT UNIFORMS FOUND SCATTERED ALL OVER KENTUCKY HILLSIDES.

**Attila57** · 12-21-2010 23:31

Originally Posted by Goering Ace

Maybe he's on vacation or just caught up in the pre-holiday chaos.

it can be a credible hypothesis A co-worker on holiday in the UK is unable to return due to bad weather, the airline established his first available flight on December 25!