A man was so sick he couldn't get out of bed to go to the doctor, so he sent his wife.
After listening to the symptoms, the doctor said, "Your husband has a very serious disease which can be aggravated by stress. You must follow a certain regimen, or else your husband will die. Each morning, fix him a big, nutritious breakfast. You must always be pleasant and do everything to keep your husband in a good mood. Don't overwork him. Don't burden him with your problems. Most important, make love to him daily...twice a day on weekend. If you do all this, your husband should regain his good health."
When the wife arrived at home from seeing the doctor, the husband asked the wife, "What did the doctor say to you?"
She said: "The doctor says you're going to die."
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