LOL That video was an absolute gas!Originally Posted by MayorJim
That was stupid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9J5oGOnuk&NR=1 ...as filmed by a penguin
LOL That video was an absolute gas!That was stupid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9J5oGOnuk&NR=1 ...as filmed by a penguin
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
and anyone who doesn't think so is an old f**t
Here's another great commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhfZKDFPMg
Here's another great commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhfZKDFPMg
Where's my chips! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOrSZUFCHk4&NR=1
Rob...might be time to close this thread and start a new one...we're all getting crazy here!This thread has been started in order that other members may avoid the silly antics of certain officers, some of whom are old enough to know better, and Bumblie 3. who can now tell their jokes?without interrupting serious threads. My profound apologies to any member who has been disturbed in this way.
Rob.
P.S. Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Fi to you Jim. This thread is like The Windmill Theatre. "We never close".
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
You guys are killing me ...
I have an alibi. I was not even in the country.You guys are killing me ...
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
He's not in his right mind either! But you may want to check the left mind... he might have been there at the time of Alex's demise...
Oh and I was washing dishes at the time... the rubber ducky can vouch for me...
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Ouch! Okay, let the madness continue...Are you more urban or rural? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaN7J...eature=related
In this case BBB. seems to have failed.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Is that the Better Business Bureau/ ...or the Big Blond B*&^#! ?
In this case Jim it's Bullshine baffles brains. We are quite used to this from General Officers in the R.F.C.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
LOL! I have a lot of Bullshine from work...5 years and counting...
What is the difference between Osma Bin Laden and Henry Cooper?
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Henry was still on his feet after 12 rounds
you win the beer Dave.Henry was still on his feet after 12 rounds
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Beer? Did someone say beer? Hmmmmm suddenly I find myself craving a nice tall one....
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Naughty
You guys are not going to get the virgins.
Well Phooey! Nobody told me there were virgins!!!
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Now that one really "grabbed" me!
Last edited by gully_raker; 05-18-2011 at 19:12.
Are we still talking about Penguins?
Sorry they dont appeal to me, besides how do you get their Dress Suits off?
Quite true William. I've always found them overrated , and Richard Branson put in a better bid anyway. I will just have to settle for my DR. III. It's a lovely little........ machine.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
here the Proof Pinguins can fly http://bazonline.ch/digital/wild-wid...story/13752982
I hope this get you airmen back on in the air. Wolf
Three penguins walk into a bar... The first one walks into the bar and passes out. The second one walks into the bar and he, too, passes out. The third one walks into the bar and after he passes out as well a gentleman who was watching the whole fiasco says, "Gee, I thought for sure the third little fellow would have ducked!"
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
OK Duck jokes is it. A motorist in a B.M.W. was driving through the countryside on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, having a lovely time, when he came to an area of the road that was covered with a rather large puddle of water from a previous rain storm. Worried that he was going to damage the car and its engine in the deep water, he spotted a nearby farmer and asked how deep the water was. "Arr", said the local farmer "That water only be a few inches deep!" Relieved, the motorist edged his car into the water, expecting to come out the other side in no time. Instead, as he drove in, the water came right up the side of the car, and the engine sputtered to a halt. Sitting there in his soaking wet luxury car, the motorist yelled at the local angrily: "I thought you said this water was only a few inches deep!!!" "Well," replied the local farmer "It only come up to the waist of them there ducks!"
You mean there are STILL some around??Well Phooey! Nobody told me there were virgins!!!
However for me I prefer my women like my Wine---One with a bit of Bottle Age!
Duck Jokes now? OK!
Why could the Duck not lay an Egg???
Apparently its "Quack" wasnt big enough!
Right Chaps! You've asked for it.
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the says, "Just put it on my bill." :eek2:
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Three penguins walk into a wild west saloon...
... OK no... just kidding...
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey." The bartender gives him one, and he drinks it. He asks the bartender, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin?" The bartender says, "Oh, about three feet tall." The man says, "Give me another shot." The bartender pours him another shot and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender AGAIN, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin." The bartender repeats his earlier answer, "Oh, about three feet tall." So the man says, "Gimme another shot." The bartender gives him the whiskey and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender for a THIRD time, "Bartender, how tall did you say penguins were?" The bartender replies, "I just told you. About three feet tall." The man grimaces, and covers his face, crying out "Ah Holy Crud!!! I must have run over a nun!"
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Always pay to watch how much you imbibe (Please note this, WCUK)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPu5...eature=related
It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
Two drunken penguins decide to take a short cut home along the rail track. As they enter a cutting an express train comes roaring up behind them. They both try to run forward on their stubby little legs but the train rapidly overhauls them. Suddenly through the haze of alcohol one penguin has a lightbulb moment. Why don't we run up the embankment? Turning a beady scornful eye on him his friend says " Don't be stupid. We can't beat it on the flat, we would never do it going up hill. Hic!
Kyte.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
SPLAT!!! What is Black and White and Red all over???? Two drunk penguins that just got run over by a train.... (insert missing puke emoticon here....) (I liked that one dang it!!)Two drunken penguins decide to take a short cut home along the rail track. As they enter a cutting an express train comes roaring up behind them. They both try to run forward on their stubby little legs but the train rapidly overhauls them. Suddenly through the haze of alcohol one penguin has a lightbulb moment. Why don't we run up the embankment? Turning a beady scornful eye on him his friend says " Don't be stupid. We can't beat it on the flat, we would never do it going up hill. Hic!
Kyte.
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Duck jokes
I think I like the duck jokes better. Quak doddle do.
When it comes to that you are all quackers lol
Well thats just ducky Darrel... just ducky indeed!
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Far too many wise Quacks for my liking chaps.
Kyte.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Ah come on Rob... we must practice tolerance these days... In fact it bothers me very little! Kinda like water off a duck!
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Now don't start egging me on Ken. Unlike the penguins, this could be a real flight of fancy. I don't want to duck the issue, but if it causes someone to crack up the yolk will be on us.Then we will face a hefty bill for damages, and someone will be feathering their nest at our expense.It will probably need a leegal eagle to save or nest egg for us, otherwise our goose will be really cooked.Ah come on Rob... we must practice tolerance these days... In fact it bothers me very little! Kinda like water off a duck!
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
"You're dethpicable!"
'Horse grabs Daffy and stujfs him back in his box under the table......
Un-teal I saw this eider thought that the Winco seemed to be suffering from some sort of mallardy. Pekin of which, ......I'll get me coatNow don't start egging me on Ken. Unlike the penguins, this could be a real flight of fancy. I don't want to duck the issue, but if it causes someone to crack up the yolk will be on us.Then we will face a hefty bill for damages, and someone will be feathering their nest at our expense.It will probably need a leegal eagle to save or nest egg for us, otherwise our goose will be really cooked.
Rob.
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
Owls of laughter at that joke.You can crow all you like now, but I won't be your stool pidgeon. I eaglely await your response to my snipe at your grouse.Un-teal I saw this eider thought that the Winco seemed to be suffering from some sort of mallardy. Pekin of which, ......I'll get me coat
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
OK guys, lets settle down a little... this is starting to get a bit fowl... <Cowman ducks>
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Ducking is just being chicken Ken.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Perhaps... but it is better than being roasted chicken!! Once again I bow to you Rob... you are the King of Puns, forever may you reign!!!Ducking is just being chicken Ken.
Rob.
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
I'm not so sure about that Ken, you're no slouch yourself, but my vote would have to go to Gunners.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Aw Shucks!
Let's call it a 3-way tie.
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
I was thinking more along the lines of : One of you is King, the other is Queen, you guys fight that one out among yourselves!!!Aw Shucks!
Let's call it a 3-way tie.
I hereby proclaim myself the court jester!
Ken Head - "The Cowman"
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks