groblnjar
12-01-2010, 16:53
I'm so glad to report my ... DESASTER!
You know the man: two missions, two crosses. I'm the best and I'm fighting against the president of our club (already beaten).
My Fokker is ready and my brain is a sun in a dark universe; how can I loose?
Oh! Just to clarify... the president is a professional pilot, but I grew up with milk, corn flakes and combat flight simulator.
After the first five turns I begin to understand that, after his loss, the president has trained hardly. No problem, my present for him are three damage cards in a turn. He gives me a card, my first card... a 5. Who cares? Me, after the second card that is a 4... Ok I've taken for a question of millimeters; the president was not sure that he could shoot but... you know... good actions bring you to heaven...
But I trust in myself, other two damages (he cannot have taken five 0s!) just for fun and I fly away only to prepare my last attack. I've seen his moves, he doesn't turn right... Oh! What a pity! I'm sooo sure (and I forgot that bad thoughts bring you to hell) and, after my past with go-karts I know the meaning of the word "limit". Near the right limit of the table? No problem, 90° right turn, 90° right turn and a sweet right turn in order to be back in action. Where is the problem? I play 90° right turn card, then 90° right turn card and...
...
:eek:
...
left turn.
Out of the table.
The president with his Camel had 13 damage points.
There is somebody that can teach me the right and the left? Pleeaaase.
You know the man: two missions, two crosses. I'm the best and I'm fighting against the president of our club (already beaten).
My Fokker is ready and my brain is a sun in a dark universe; how can I loose?
Oh! Just to clarify... the president is a professional pilot, but I grew up with milk, corn flakes and combat flight simulator.
After the first five turns I begin to understand that, after his loss, the president has trained hardly. No problem, my present for him are three damage cards in a turn. He gives me a card, my first card... a 5. Who cares? Me, after the second card that is a 4... Ok I've taken for a question of millimeters; the president was not sure that he could shoot but... you know... good actions bring you to heaven...
But I trust in myself, other two damages (he cannot have taken five 0s!) just for fun and I fly away only to prepare my last attack. I've seen his moves, he doesn't turn right... Oh! What a pity! I'm sooo sure (and I forgot that bad thoughts bring you to hell) and, after my past with go-karts I know the meaning of the word "limit". Near the right limit of the table? No problem, 90° right turn, 90° right turn and a sweet right turn in order to be back in action. Where is the problem? I play 90° right turn card, then 90° right turn card and...
...
:eek:
...
left turn.
Out of the table.
The president with his Camel had 13 damage points.
There is somebody that can teach me the right and the left? Pleeaaase.