Kahlerclan
07-01-2010, 19:23
Ring the bell,
I've survived to make Oberleutnant!:D
TO YOUR HEALTH GENTLEMEN!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of $**t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
I've survived to make Oberleutnant!:D
TO YOUR HEALTH GENTLEMEN!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of $**t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!