Flying Cows.

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-13-2012 14:18

Originally Posted by richard m schwab

Rob!

I am amazed at to what lengths you go, to find these always uplifting photos!

Rich

You should see the ones that were unsuitable to put up on the site Rich. It is incredible what some people get up to.
Rob.

**Guntruck** · 06-14-2012 02:45

Cow disguise - EPIC FAIL

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-14-2012 03:43

Aircrew shortages forces Buckeyes to introduce extreme recruiting measures.

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Kyte.

**CappyTom** · 06-14-2012 13:16

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

Aircrew shortages forces Buckeyes to introduce extreme recruiting measures.

Kyte.

Love it.

**gully_raker** · 06-14-2012 18:49

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

Who is that Cow girl Ken?

Rob.

Here you go! I just found an udder one.

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An fine udders they are Sir!

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-15-2012 04:23

Formal dress code for cows in the Officers' Mess.

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Kyte.

**somaliavet** · 06-15-2012 08:57

Originally Posted by Guntruck

Cow disguise - EPIC FAIL

I'll see your cattledog pic, and raise you one more.

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**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-17-2012 01:23

Can you spot the cow here?

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Rob.

**richard m schwab** · 06-17-2012 04:12

Rob!

All i see are spot! They need to get out of the barn more!!!!

Rich

**petitbilbo** · 06-26-2012 02:47

How about those?

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**petitbilbo** · 06-26-2012 02:48

How about those?

**Grey Knight** · 06-26-2012 05:04

Mooving...

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-28-2012 11:56

Can you spot the udder mistake?
Rob.

**petitbilbo** · 06-28-2012 13:19

Yeah! They should be between the hind legs, not the fore! And there are two of them... Weird!

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-28-2012 14:35

As observant as ever Bilbo.
Rob.

**petitbilbo** · 06-28-2012 23:46

OK, nice! But if this was the udder mistake, where's the first one?

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-29-2012 00:24

Originally Posted by petitbilbo

OK, nice! But if this was the udder mistake, where's the first one?

You got it right with both your answers the first time Bilbo.
Udderly correct as usual.
Now stop milking it.

Rob.

**Guntruck** · 06-29-2012 03:12

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

Can you spot the udder mistake?
Rob.

They shouldn't have got dressed up like that in the first place?

**petitbilbo** · 06-29-2012 04:51

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

You got it right with both your answers the first time Bilbo.
Udderly correct as usual.
Now stop milking it.

Rob.

I can't milk it, 'cause my milking stool has gone soft!

(and I hope someone gets this one...) :embarass:

**somaliavet** · 06-29-2012 05:37

Originally Posted by petitbilbo

How about those?

These are the kind of parties I never got invited to as a lad.

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 06-29-2012 06:00

Originally Posted by Guntruck

They shouldn't have got dressed up like that in the first place?

Is that not being a bit cowist Gunners?
Rob.

**Jager** · 09-20-2012 04:36

It's been awhile; lets get the thread back to "flying" cows.
Here's a detail from the Kersten Bros' "Low Level Raid over Normandy"
Karl

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**Flying Officer Kyte** · 09-20-2012 10:45

I knew someone would win this prestigious award sooner or later Karl.

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Rob.

**The Cowman** · 09-20-2012 19:35

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**The Cowman** · 09-20-2012 19:38

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**Archidamus** · 09-21-2012 01:33

Originally Posted by The Cowman

Presumably, this was the impact that created the crater Cowpernicus

**richard m schwab** · 09-21-2012 04:26

Rob

You are correct! Karl reply dose deserve that very special honor!

Rich

**Jager** · 09-21-2012 04:49

Hey now!
Let's not start throwing meadow muffins around here.

It will just get messy

Karl

**Jager** · 10-27-2012 07:56

And now, with a Holloween theme:

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Karl

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-27-2012 08:31

One for Ken.

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Rob.

**gully_raker** · 10-27-2012 17:11

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

One for Ken.

Rob.

Not nearly as loveable as Zoe's kittens!

**The Cowman** · 10-27-2012 20:42

Kittenman... did not have that good of a ring to it...

**gully_raker** · 10-27-2012 21:34

Originally Posted by The Cowman

Kittenman... did not have that good of a ring to it...

True Ken, very true!

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-28-2012 01:39

Originally Posted by The Cowman

Kittenman... did not have that good of a ring to it...

How about Sex Kitten man Ken?
Rob.

**Zakopious** · 10-28-2012 04:19

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

How about Sex Kitten man Ken?
Rob.

That was Benny Hill.

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If only the uniform was field grey !

**Guntruck** · 10-28-2012 05:20

Good evening viewers

**Jager** · 10-28-2012 05:28

Originally Posted by Guntruck

Good evening viewers

Looks abit more khaki then feldgrey.
Karl

**Burt** · 10-28-2012 05:43

I'm udderly amazed by all this, it even got a smile out of the missus

**Burt** · 10-28-2012 05:51

Another problem with low level flying

**Jager** · 10-28-2012 06:31

WOW: those guys take their cow-tipping seriously

Karl

**Freifrau** · 10-28-2012 10:30

I have a true cow-tail to relate:

I live in SE Michigan, near Ann Arbor. I was driving home on M52 near Chelsea on a cold February morn, when I went past a dairy farm. As is usual, the farm's herd of cattle were outside, apparently dining al fresco.

You know how you can see your breath when it is cold out...?

You can also see cows fart...

They are quite gassy, it would seem. They can blow it out several feet at a time...and at a prodious rate. I swear it looked like a Civil War reenactment was going on.

One of the cows even blew a "smoke" ring.

I swear, I very nearly drove off the road, I was laughing so hard.

**Jager** · 10-28-2012 11:54

On a non-humorous note, the increase of cattle world-wide is considered to be a major source of the increase of greenhouse gasses, i.e. methane.
Back to a humorous note: Chelsea is the name of the "magic" cow in the Knights of the Dinner Table comic, about a group of fantasy roleplayers you play a ficticious (though later real) verion of D&D.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KODT
Karl

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-28-2012 12:08

Seems like sending up the Dawn Patrol at Sparrow fart seem pretty tame now I know this.
Kyte.

**The Cowman** · 10-28-2012 16:17

Originally Posted by Freifrau

I have a true cow-tail to relate:

I live in SE Michigan, near Ann Arbor. I was driving home on M52 near Chelsea on a cold February morn, when I went past a dairy farm. As is usual, the farm's herd of cattle were outside, apparently dining al fresco.

You know how you can see your breath when it is cold out...?

You can also see cows fart...

They are quite gassy, it would seem. They can blow it out several feet at a time...and at a prodious rate. I swear it looked like a Civil War reenactment was going on.

One of the cows even blew a "smoke" ring.

I swear, I very nearly drove off the road, I was laughing so hard.

That is hilarious!

**gully_raker** · 10-28-2012 22:22

Originally Posted by The Cowman

That is hilarious!

And a bit "scary"!

**bumblie3** · 12-16-2012 05:10

On a cold winter's morning, two friesian cows stand staring over a gate. One remarks, "I am glad the Mad Cow Disease scare is over. I'll bet you were scared!"
"Nah." says its companion, "I'm black and white and standing in snow, I'm a penguin!"

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 12-16-2012 08:39

Originally Posted by bumblie3

On a cold winter's morning, two friesian cows stand staring over a gate. One remarks, "I am glad the Mad Cow Disease scare is over. I'll bet you were scared!"
"Nah." says its companion, "I'm black and white and standing in snow, I'm a penguin!"

What a fantastic link John.
Ken's cow jokes and my Penguin jokes thread combined all in one joke.

Rob.