No body has explained the presence of the Ursine toy! A bearfaced intrusion, if you ask me!
John.
For the Londoners among us.
What is the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo?
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
The North American Bison and the Asian and African Buffalo are not the same species. Reminds me of the joke about the fellow in Mexico sees a sign for Rocky mountain oysters. He orders them and the helping is gigantic and delicious. The best he has ever eaten, so he asks the waiter how often they have them. The waiter replies that there are bull fights every Saturday and Sunday so they always have them on Mondays. The next week the man goes back and again they are fantastic. The third week however, the portion is tiny. He asks the waiter what happened and the Waiter replies "Sometimes the bull wins!"
I'd forgottenthat one, Kevin! Thank you for the reminder, and the Chuckle!
John.
Good to see you on form Ken.
What I can see at the moment with drops in my eyes. Something cow size is about manageable.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Aha! Signs of life. How are you Mr Kyte?
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Still no "groan" emoji I see...
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
I think you should moove on Steve...
Never Knowingly Undergunned !!
Head em out, move em on...rawhide!
See you on the Dark Side......
i think this thread is going to be milked for all its worth.........
We could always tan their hide until they relent.
What do cows like to eat for breakfast?
Answer: Moosli
Cow puns! You've obviously all been consuming the fruit of the Bo Vine
Yes can we Moo-sey along please
I think we've been Herens before....
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
Ithink this is worthy of merging with the Flying Penguins thread.
I'll moove it presently.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Better with the Flying Cows thread, I would think.
http://www.wingsofwar.org/forums/sho...ht=flying+cows
Karl
It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
Not sure if this has ever been linked here...
I was really only joking about mooving it Karl, but if Baz thinks it behooves me to do so I can for him.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
And on it goes thanks.
Sometimes it pays to just resist the temptation to look at a new thread....sigh...and someday I will learn to not ignore it
For those who remember the Mad Cow disease scare:
Two black and white cows in a field of snow.
One turns to his friend and says "I'm Friesian"
Cows now com pat a bull, Baz.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Only in mythology Karl. Normally the pats are evenly distributed by both sexes.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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