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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Helmut View Post
    WHOLLY Cow!
    Not fully wholly; there's a bear, and I'm sure the bison would be insulted to be called a cow
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    No body has explained the presence of the Ursine toy! A bearfaced intrusion, if you ask me!
    John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedeby View Post
    Should that be a more MANURE direction?
    one would hope not

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    For the Londoners among us.
    What is the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo?
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    You wash your hands in a bison?

    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    For the Londoners among us.
    What is the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo?
    Rob.
    See you on the Dark Side......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    For the Londoners among us.
    What is the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo?
    Rob.
    Nothing but the spelling of the name. They are the same animal. One of them is a translation from a American Indian name, but I'm not sure which it is but I think it's Buffalo!!!

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    The North American Bison and the Asian and African Buffalo are not the same species. Reminds me of the joke about the fellow in Mexico sees a sign for Rocky mountain oysters. He orders them and the helping is gigantic and delicious. The best he has ever eaten, so he asks the waiter how often they have them. The waiter replies that there are bull fights every Saturday and Sunday so they always have them on Mondays. The next week the man goes back and again they are fantastic. The third week however, the portion is tiny. He asks the waiter what happened and the Waiter replies "Sometimes the bull wins!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warhorse47 View Post
    The North American Bison and the Asian and African Buffalo are not the same species. Reminds me of the joke about the fellow in Mexico sees a sign for Rocky mountain oysters. He orders them and the helping is gigantic and delicious. The best he has ever eaten, so he asks the waiter how often they have them. The waiter replies that there are bull fights every Saturday and Sunday so they always have them on Mondays. The next week the man goes back and again they are fantastic. The third week however, the portion is tiny. He asks the waiter what happened and the Waiter replies "Sometimes the bull wins!"
    Yeh, but remember we lazy Americans call our critters buffalo too. Or sometimes Beefalo
    Love the joke; I remember it from....well further back than I'd like
    Karl
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skafloc View Post
    You wash your hands in a bison?
    Might have known you had heard the joke before Neil.
    I do like that one about the Rocky Mountain oysters Kevin.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    I'd forgottenthat one, Kevin! Thank you for the reminder, and the Chuckle!
    John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skafloc View Post
    You wash your hands in a bison?
    Why is there no "Groan" emoticon?
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guntruck View Post
    Why is there no "Groan" emoticon? ;)
    There is, but it's hard to find -- it's called "csadn".... >;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guntruck View Post
    Why is there no "Groan" emoticon?
    Definitely something we need; facepalm doesn't do it all the time
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Ken Head - "The Cowman"
    “You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” Robin Williams

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cowman View Post
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    this thread is becoming exceeding silly (in british upperclass military twit accent). im putting a stop to it right now. now mooooooooove along. nothing to see here

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    Good to see you on form Ken.
    What I can see at the moment with drops in my eyes. Something cow size is about manageable.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Aha! Signs of life. How are you Mr Kyte?
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cowman View Post
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    OUCH!
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guntruck View Post
    Aha! Signs of life. How are you Mr Kyte?

    Much better now the antibiotic eye cream has kicked in Steve. That was until I finally made out what Ken's Cow joke actually said. Now I'm going to apply my next dose of cream! so will be out of action for a couple of hours until it clears again.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Much better now the antibiotic eye cream has kicked in Steve. That was until I finally made out what Ken's Cow joke actually said. Now I'm going to apply my next dose of cream! so will be out of action for a couple of hours until it clears again.
    Rob.
    Hi Kytie, logged on today, for the first time in a while. Sorry to hear your are having problems with your eyesight. I hope they can sort it quickly. Can't magine anything worse than problems with my sight. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, mate.
    John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Much better now the antibiotic eye cream has kicked in Steve. That was until I finally made out what Ken's Cow joke actually said. Now I'm going to apply my next dose of cream! so will be out of action for a couple of hours until it clears again.
    Rob.
    Welcome back Sir,

    Did the MO tell you the tale of the chap who went to see him with a strawberry stuck up his backside? He said he could give him some cream for that too!

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    Smile Haven't had a Cow Joke for far too long!

    This is for you Ken the Cowman!

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    Still no "groan" emoji I see...
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    I think you should moove on Steve...

    Never Knowingly Undergunned !!

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    Head em out, move em on...rawhide!
    See you on the Dark Side......

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    For the beatles fans out there....


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    See you on the Dark Side......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skafloc View Post
    For the beatles fans out there....


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    i think this thread is going to be milked for all its worth.........

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    We could always tan their hide until they relent.

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    What do cows like to eat for breakfast?


    Answer: Moosli

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    Cow puns! You've obviously all been consuming the fruit of the Bo Vine

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    Yes can we Moo-sey along please

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    I think we've been Herens before....

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    What's brown and sounds like a bell?

    DUNG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonx View Post
    What's brown and sounds like a bell?

    DUNG!

    That is a **** joke...

    Never Knowingly Undergunned !!

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    Ithink this is worthy of merging with the Flying Penguins thread.
    I'll moove it presently.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Ithink this is worthy of merging with the Flying Penguins thread.
    I'll moove it presently.
    Rob.
    Better with the Flying Cows thread, I would think.
    http://www.wingsofwar.org/forums/sho...ht=flying+cows
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    I was really only joking about mooving it Karl, but if Baz thinks it behooves me to do so I can for him.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    And on it goes thanks.

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    Sometimes it pays to just resist the temptation to look at a new thread....sigh...and someday I will learn to not ignore it

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    For those who remember the Mad Cow disease scare:

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    Two black and white cows in a field of snow.

    One turns to his friend and says "I'm Friesian"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    I was really only joking about mooving it Karl, but if Baz thinks it behooves me to do so I can for him.
    Rob.
    Be my guest Rob.
    Otherwise everyone will be milking the subject twice a day!

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    Cows now com pat a bull, Baz.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    Cows now com pat a bull, Baz.
    Rob.
    Here I thought the Bull "patted" the cows
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Only in mythology Karl. Normally the pats are evenly distributed by both sexes.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.
    So how many books are in your personal library?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJG173 View Post
    Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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