British Flight Mess Party tonight.

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-27-2010 11:48

Winco Kyte invites members of the British flight to join with him and his guests Squadron leaders Flash,Guntruck,Khargor, I.R.M. along with his special guest Dom,to have a right old knees up. The reason for the Inebriation is for all the help that they have given him over the last few weeks to get the British show on the road, and for research into a number of matters that I frankly just did not have time to deal with.
Thanks to you all. If I have omitted anyone such as Burt, Bumblie, or Bedlam, you know who you are and thanks anyway.
Rob.

Oh yes, and that Von Rotherham chappie.

**Guntruck** · 10-27-2010 11:56

None of your cheap plonk, mind! Only the best Castrol will do

**Algynon** · 10-27-2010 11:58

Do you require an R.S.V.P.?? I presume black tie.

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-27-2010 11:58

Originally Posted by Guntruck

None of your cheap plonk, mind! Only the best Castrol will do

Righto ! Oil see to it Gunners.
Rob.

**Guntruck** · 10-27-2010 12:00

Originally Posted by Algynon

Do you require an R.S.V.P.?? I presume black tie.

Only if you are a penguin

**Algynon** · 10-27-2010 12:03

Hmmm I seem to remember a thread about penguins somewhere here....

**IRM** · 10-27-2010 12:04

Slainte mhor !

**Dom S** · 10-27-2010 12:06

Bob - black tie is good, but please wear something else with it....

**Algynon** · 10-27-2010 12:07

Dom. I thought flying hat and goggles

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-27-2010 12:25

Originally Posted by Algynon

Do you require an R.S.V.P.?? I presume black tie.

Mess jackets will be the order of the day.
Kyte.

**Guntruck** · 10-27-2010 14:07

Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte

Mess jackets will be the order of the day.
Kyte.

Mess dress - isn't that gravy down one lapel, custard down the other, and something of doubtful origin down the back?

**Dom S** · 10-27-2010 14:19

"Something of doubtful origin"...? Do you mean a squadron leader...?

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-27-2010 14:37

Originally Posted by Guntruck

Mess dress - isn't that gravy down one lapel, custard down the other, and something of doubtful origin down the back?

Only in your case Gunners. Now less chat and pass the port old chap.
Kyte.

**Guntruck** · 10-28-2010 01:43

Originally Posted by Dom S

"Something of doubtful origin"...? Do you mean a squadron leader...?

My origins are clearly documented - Darwin would be proud of me. I'm regularly put up for the Darwin award, I'll have you know.

**Dom S** · 10-28-2010 01:45

Sadly missing just one key qualification....

**Guntruck** · 10-28-2010 01:47

It's best to fight and run away, and live to fight another day

**Dom S** · 10-28-2010 01:58

As he said at the court-martial for desertion in the face of the enemy....

**Boney10** · 10-28-2010 09:39

Noooo I missed it!!! Been off with man flu since finishing my shift. Ok now and back on shift tomorrow, rats.
Still got my mess kit for parties lol need a shoe horn to get in it though. I got some pics of me on FRU. When the next bash??

**Guntruck** · 10-28-2010 10:45

Originally Posted by Boney10

Noooo I missed it!!! When the next bash??

Prolly tonite, and if you miss that, tomorrow night

**Boney10** · 10-28-2010 10:47

wohoooo mines a bottle of port

**Von Rotherham** · 10-28-2010 11:05

The bouncers won't let me in...

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-28-2010 11:21

Originally Posted by Von Rotherham

The bouncers won't let me in...

Don't worry old bean, Bouncer-Smythe is already under the table celebrating the award of his M.C. that came through today.
Kyte.

**Guntruck** · 10-28-2010 12:00

Originally Posted by Von Rotherham

The bouncers won't let me in...

I was grabbed by the bouncers once. Damned painful as I recall.......

**Khargor** · 10-28-2010 16:04

I'm late for the bash - did anyone keep a pint in the barrel for me?

**Christophe** · 10-28-2010 16:43

Gott und Damnt it. I haff missed zer chance to bomben ze Englisher swine while zey are all int zere cuppens.......

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-29-2010 01:40

Originally Posted by Christophe

Gott und Damnt it. I haff missed zer chance to bomben ze Englisher swine while zey are all int zere cuppens.......

You damned Hun. What a typical low trick. Come out and face us like a man. It won't make any difference to us because we are all permanently sloshed.

Kyte.

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-29-2010 01:42

Originally Posted by Khargor

I'm late for the bash - did anyone keep a pint in the barrel for me?

Far better than that. Kept a whole barrel old bean.

Rob.

**Naharaht** · 10-29-2010 09:27

Was it a virtual Mess Party or did you really get together?

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-29-2010 10:58

Originally Posted by Naharaht

Was it a virtual Mess Party or did you really get together?

Virtually real but not quite. I had my own party.

Kyte.

**bumblie3** · 10-29-2010 11:05

Kytey, a large bird messed on my jacket, and my tie is black from where I wiped my oily hands. Can I come in that, its pretty smart for me?
Bumblie3

**bumblie3** · 10-29-2010 11:09

Oh Crikey, Kytey, I seem to have lost two days! I didn't happen to make the Mess Party, did I??

Bumblie3.

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 10-29-2010 11:19

Originally Posted by bumblie3

Oh Crikey, Kytey, I seem to have lost two days! I didn't happen to make the Mess Party, did I??

Bumblie3.

No Bumblie! You just made a mess at the party as usual. Get Joanna to explain to you how you got your jacket in such a state. It was nothing to do with a large penguins defication.

Rob.