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Let's Do The Timewarp (in the style of Glee) ... NEVER AGAIN!
Just like the remake of The Flintstones from 1994: My verdict was Yabba-Dabba ... Don't!
Once again, Hollywood's lack of new ideas tries to capture the magic of something that can only be made once
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It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus
I can only agree wholeheartedly as the remakes over the years have got worse ... The Italian Job (2002) has to be the epitaph of what absolutely NOT to do when murdering ... ahem, sorry - remaking a classic film!
Mind you the one which really makes me feel that I would rather be at a Katy Perry gig whenever it's on is Poseidon (2005) ...
Don't wind me up about that hoser and poser Clooney thinking he's fit to even wipe Ol' Blue Eyes's arse... (Ocean's 11 and the barfalicious sequels)
And then there's Jurassic World, the sorta-sequel-sorta-remake of a childhood favorite...
Yep agree, but can anyone tell me who plays Spiderman, Batman, Superman? There have been so many remakes and changes of characters that I'm confused.
See you on the Dark Side......
After last night's telly Dumb and Dumber (2012) has to be my all time new crappiest remake of a film which was only made in the first place in 1994!
Though the original wasn't spectacular to begin with there were funny parts to it at least ...
Imagine my relief when I happened to notice that SNAKES ON A TRAIN was showing on the Horror Channel instead last night. It's by The Asylum which specializes in low-budget spinoffs of blockbusters as well as the highly laughable Titanic II and Sharknado 1 / 2 / 3 films!
Yeah, hard to believe but there *are* things just so flat-out stink-o they make my Paint Peelers and other random acts of senseless flatulence seem like air freshener... O.O
The Rocky Horror remake! Hopefully it will die a quick death in the theatres or end up in a time warp during the dance.
The porn version, the Rocky Whore Picture Show--a hardcore parody, was less than stimulating!?!
Other than trying to make !money off a remake what are they hoping to accomplish? I mean the remakes will never be as good or have the longevity of the originals.
What's next remakes of Jaws, The Fog, Stripes, or Abbot and Costello meet the Mummy?
And you all are right Hollywood has lost its creativity.
Oh yeah, Blazing Saddles is supposed to be in production as a remake.
Dale, just proving my point...
The Jaws remake was already done: "Jaws II, let's do it again without expensive Spielberg and Williams!" And then the ad-nauseum sequels trading the original castmembers for ever more "who da eff are they"s... until finally it was only Lorraine Gary in the water with Bruce.
Jaws: The Revenge just cannot get any further towards the opposite end of the spectrum from the 1976 original Jaws. Whatever Michael Caine thought he was doing putting his name to this utter codswallop nobody will probably ever know! Probably too busy wondering why Naomi Watts put her name to another stinker of a remake in the form of King Kong ... As well as Diana but that was not a remake - just pure sheesh!
I still think that in 1996 Michael Caine should have been selected to play the lead role in Air Force One which of course ended up being played by Harrison Ford. However as they were about to regain control of the hijacked presidential aircraft Caine seized that opportunity to say unto villain Gary Oldman: Now Look Here Buster: GET OFF MY BLOODY PLANE! Ford was soon being made aware that he was to take the lead role after this happened ...
Speaking of remakes meets mysteries ... Whose bright idea was it to turn Wonder Woman into a horror character??!
Next thing I know judging by this Lassie will have been turned into a rabid Siberian Wolf which is in search of a meal!
There's an idea for a Reality-TV show: "We force actors to watch movies which they carefully do *NOT* include on their resumes...." >:)
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--Bastard, Utter, Qty 1. Are you SURE you aren't an alter ego of Jim Sterling from Leverage?
Having never seen that show, and having been like this long before said show existed: I am not.
My Evil is *FAR* more ancient -- I should be listed here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AncientEvil ....
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Yeah, and I can smell the decay proving it. :P Almost as overpowering as the foot odor when I crack the seals and unlace my boots... lol
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