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    And now from the company that brought you the replica "Blue Max" Arguably the most famous WW1 medal for Courage and valour, Comes (Drum roll) Attachment 182242 The "Yellow Max" for extreme cowardice in the face of the enemy?

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    I could only afford the Pound shop version of this medal Drew.
    The Plastic Max.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJk2KwAvYY

    About 2.30 mins in.

    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    I like that - cowardice above and beyond the call of duty
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    I think I will sit this one out being Anglo-Australian with acute bi-polar disorder

    Every time I suffer a relapse I turn into Mad Max ...

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    Rob your YouTube video has more to offer than a "plastic Max" I've just found an idea for a new plane you might likeAttachment 182340 it's called a Sopwith Goat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    I could only afford the Pound shop version of this medal Drew.
    The Plastic Max.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJk2KwAvYY

    About 2.30 mins in.

    Rob.
    The plane below is the Mk1, which for some reason I can't edit out of my post!
    Last edited by andron234; 11-26-2015 at 21:49.

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    Dont forget the much sought after Red Max!! Name:  81Ncr1SPZPL._SL1333_.jpg
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    i wonder whether getting set on fire repeatedly and surviving would earn you this..... as the last 6 games ive played ive been set on fire in each of them!!
    Should be called Zippo!
    Rob

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    Are they actually selling them in various colours?

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    That would be a yes, For some reason people will buy almost anything, I could see "Hells Angels" buying these, The Chinese have been knocking out fake medals for years, In the case of some of the "German WW2" badges I've seen the quality of the fakes are better than the originals, that was why I stopped collecting medals.
    Quote Originally Posted by gully_raker View Post
    Are they actually selling them in various colours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Helmut View Post
    The Red Max

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    And now ............................................Attachment 182352

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    Just to let you guys know, our old friend has returned, In 1952, with the assistance of then President of West Germany Theodor Heuss, the order was again re-established. This time as an independent organization with state recognition and the President of Germany as Protector of the Order. The revived civil order of the Pour le Mérite is awarded for achievements in the arts and sciences. Active membership is limited to 40 German citizens, ten each in the fields of humanities, natural science, and medicine and the arts. Honorary membership can be conferred on foreigners, again to the limit of 40.Attachment 182357

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    Quote Originally Posted by andron234 View Post
    Rob your YouTube video has more to offer than a "plastic Max" I've just found an idea for a new plane you might likeAttachment 182340 it's called a Sopwith Goat.
    One of the finest Goats that I have ever seen Drew.
    Just do not show this to Clipper.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    I thought this year's "not have" presents were the "Giants of the Sky" releases?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Manley View Post
    I thought this year's "not have" presents were the "Giants of the Sky" releases?
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Helmut View Post
    The Red Max

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    You sir have made my day id forgotten this fella

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoar View Post
    You sir have made my day id forgotten this fella
    I LOVE the 'Wacky Races' - just couldn't help myself.................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Helmut View Post
    I LOVE the 'Wacky Races' - just couldn't help myself.................
    Same!! my childhood was spent watching them with my father for hours! both big fans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoar View Post
    Same!! my childhood was spent watching them with my father for hours! both big fans!
    but I'm old enough to have also been brought up with Darstardly & Muttley on children's TV. From which came the Stop The Pigeon song - the cartoon featuring just these two characters and their seemingly endless crusade to stop a carrier pigeon in a variety of flying contraptions. Darstardly's catchphrases was Muttley! Do Something!!! and Drat ... And Double Drat!

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    I have three VHS collections - a 90 minutes 'Wacky Races', and 2.5 hour "Bumper Edition" 'Wacky Races', and a 2 hour "Dastardly and Muttley" Bumper Edition (stop the pigeon).

    My favourite specialised aircraft has to be the two-plane combination of 'hammer' and 'anvil'; the 'anvil' plane flying beneath the pigeon, positioning the anvil itself directly under the bird, and the 'hammer' plane on his six, slightly higher, aiming to drop the huge hammer onto the anvil.

    You can guess how THAT worked out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonx View Post
    but I'm old enough to have also been brought up with Darstardly & Muttley on children's TV. From which came the Stop The Pigeon song - the cartoon featuring just these two characters and their seemingly endless crusade to stop a carrier pigeon in a variety of flying contraptions. Darstardly's catchphrases was Muttley! Do Something!!! and Drat ... And Double Drat!
    Yes catch the pigeon also fantastic entertainment! Klunk especially!! and of course muttleys constant search for medals!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gully_raker View Post
    Are they actually selling them in various colours?
    Indeed they are - red or not its pretty for the Ł1.86 I paid for mine - keep getting outbid on the proper colour ones

    Never Knowingly Undergunned !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Helmut View Post
    I have three VHS collections - a 90 minutes 'Wacky Races', and 2.5 hour "Bumper Edition" 'Wacky Races', and a 2 hour "Dastardly and Muttley" Bumper Edition (stop the pigeon).

    My favourite specialised aircraft has to be the two-plane combination of 'hammer' and 'anvil'; the 'anvil' plane flying beneath the pigeon, positioning the anvil itself directly under the bird, and the 'hammer' plane on his six, slightly higher, aiming to drop the huge hammer onto the anvil.

    You can guess how THAT worked out!
    Obviously it needed upgunning Tim - maybe needed an extra hammer mounted on the top wing

    Never Knowingly Undergunned !!

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    You may well laugh Gunners.
    Oh! I see you are laughing.
    Kyte.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoar View Post
    Yes catch the pigeon also fantastic entertainment! Klunk especially!! and of course muttleys constant search for medals!!

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    Does anyone remember the "Catch the Pigeon" game in 1/72 that did the rounds at shows in the UK a few years back? Some ingenious conversions on display and very true to the spirit of the originals

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    Do they sell them at TK Maxx?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Officer Kyte View Post
    You may well laugh Gunners.
    Oh! I see you are laughing.
    Kyte.
    Yeah, sorry 'bout dat, Dave brought out the realist in me
    Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!

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    The "Penny" has dropped, I never understood why WW1 planes would fly after a pigeon as a kid (wacky races ) Attachment 182454 I watched "Dastardly And Muttley" (a spinoff of the previous season's Wacky Races) In Their World War I bi-plane in pursuit of a pigeon, the "patriotic Yankee Doodle Pigeon" without a clue as to why a pigeon was so important? there's no fool like a young fool??????????????????

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    just to turn this full circle and draw all this together with the yellow max, is this guy perhaps a famous recipient of said medal for extreme cowardice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gully_raker View Post
    Are they actually selling them in various colours?
    So a pink version of this medal would be a possibility ... Because one of the Flight Training Establishments I was affiliated until five years ago had a long-standing joke which was involved a paper pink cross on a white background with the wording Poorly Me Right! Involved. Never twigged at the time that this joke could have been based on Blue Max wording - until I saw the close up of the wording in this thread. So for that one and if a pink replication is available I will be looking into buying one.

    The joke by the way was based on the 1957 film High Flight if anybody has seen it: Nicknamed a Winchester Cross it was awarded for outstanding acts of ... Gross Misconduct!

    Nowadays FTS / FTE jokes run along the lines of: Three shipwrecked sailors on a desert island together discover a genie in a bottle who grants them three wishes. So the first one complains that he is homesick and wishes that he was at home. The second one complains that he is hungry and wishes he to was at home around dinner time. Whereas the third one complains that he is lonely and wishes that his two friends were back with him ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoar View Post
    just to turn this full circle and draw all this together with the yellow max, is this guy perhaps a famous recipient of said medal for extreme cowardice?
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    Good pointAttachment 182456

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    Quote Originally Posted by andron234 View Post


    Hahaha i love it!!

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    And now a medal for "Fanta"sist awarded for 10,000 killsAttachment 182982 The world famous Orange max,

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    Quote Originally Posted by andron234 View Post
    And now a medal for "Fanta"sist awarded for 10,000 killsAttachment 182982 The world famous Orange max,
    Re-paint anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by andron234 View Post
    And now a medal for "Fanta"sist awarded for 10,000 killsAttachment 182982 The world famous Orange max,
    Fanta Orange Medal could also be awarded for being a drinking lightweight!

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    With any of these - buy them for Ł1 and they will be useful for shows etc.... so notwithstanding the screaming historical inaccuracy - what the hell...

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    On my next visit to Newark Air Museum I will remember to look out for these in their shop. They have an interesting badges pins and medals section - if they have them and they don't cost a packet Marion and I will follow your suggestion Chris and grab a few. Need to visit there for an Xmas present so will report back soon on what's discovered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andron234 View Post
    Yellow Max" for extreme cowardice in the face of the enemy
    When I was in the USAF, I heard the story of a unit that behaved cowardly, and as a result, had this patch:

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    But, here's the true story of the patch's history.
    “You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.” ― Plato

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    Quote Originally Posted by andron234 View Post
    And now a medal for "Fanta"sist awarded for 10,000 killsAttachment 182982 The world famous Orange max,
    Never mind Fanta,
    looks like you have just been Tangoed Drew. Either that or you were wearing it when you put your fake Sun tan on.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."



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