Originally Posted by
Skafloc
Ok, now how to solve you're gaming problems.....um.
1. Don't fly an aircraft with wing mounted guns ( remember you can't raise your arms above your head!)
2. Joystick between legs means you don't have to raise your arms either.
3. Getting in and out of aircraft will be hard..however follow these steps and you'll be fine:
...a. Get some help getting into the aircraft.
...b. Once in don't get out.
...c. Get the mechanics to bring you a pillow and sleep in the plane.
...d. Get the mechanics to bring you food and the odd G&T.
...e. As for ablutions, easy. Cut a hole in your flying coat and trousers, your long johns have the flap at the rear, make sure this is unflapped. Get the mechanics to fit up a small funnel under seat (another hole there too) tube leads out of plane and bobs your uncle.
No excuse to miss any patrol now and we can always rig an awning over the plane in bad weather too.
Happy flying, clear skies and safe landings, your wingman Skaffer's.
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