Operation Market-Garden Book

**csadn** · 03-22-2015 20:51

I just finished reading a book on Operation Market-Garden.

I can't recommend it tho'; they left out a whole bunch of details.

It was Abridged Too Far.

B)

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 03-23-2015 02:27

"Two." said Slightly.

Rob.

**Marechallannes** · 03-23-2015 03:45

Gott, ich schmeiss' mich weg...

Man sollte echt dankbar sein, dass man die meisten Kalauer in englisch gar nicht versteht.

**gully_raker** · 03-23-2015 20:53

Ye Gods! Does this man sit up all night just thinking of these things!

**Diamondback** · 03-23-2015 21:16

Originally Posted by gully_raker

Ye Gods! Does this man sit up all night just thinking of these things!

Worse... he gets his jollies off of getting reactions out of people.

Hence my preference to just

and walk away...

**csadn** · 03-24-2015 15:35

Nah -- I'll just be somewhere, doing something, and WHOOMP -- There It Is.

(I also do Earworms. >:) )

So far, this particular pun has netted me at least three death threats -- I mean, I expected a reaction, but I didn't think anyone would go The Full Monty.... B)

**Flying Officer Kyte** · 03-25-2015 01:37

That

looks more like ear wax to me Chris.

Rob.

**Jager** · 03-25-2015 02:29

Originally Posted by csadn

So far, this particular pun has netted me at least three death threats -- I mean, I expected a reaction, but I didn't think anyone would go The Full Monty.... B)

Really; I thought it was barely worth a smack upside the head.
Karl

**flash** · 03-25-2015 10:42

The Full Monty ? Blimey, what are they threatening to hit you upside the head with ?!!

**Jager** · 03-25-2015 13:59

Originally Posted by flash

The Full Monty ? Blimey, what are they threatening to hit you upside the head with ?!!

A trout, apparently

Karl

**Diamondback** · 03-25-2015 16:26

Naw, he keeps it up and I'm gonna do a "WHOOMP There It Is" of my own--the last time I did one of those was in my senior-year math class, and the fumes were so bad they cleared the classroom for ten minutes with every window opened to ventilate. (That was also the day after the last time I attended a chili cookoff... think Mother Of All Farts, all six liters of the typical body's daily methane emissions going out at once and then some.)

**Flying Helmut** · 03-25-2015 17:33

I still hold the record at Bristol University, clearing a room of all 38 members of the wargames club, back in 1986; after drinking a 2 litre Neopolitan ice-cream carton when it had thawed out.
No-one dared to return until a half hour had passed..................

**csadn** · 03-26-2015 14:40

*I* forced the evacuation of a FLGS....

A building filled with gamers, and *I* forced them to flee.... >:)

Side Note: Have you ever noticed how people react to Puns anf Flatulence in exactly the same ways -- disgusted looks; saying "Yuck" or "Ick" or similar; leaving the room; asking the offender to leave the room; *DEMANDING* the offender leave the room; *THROWING* the offender out of the room.... >;)

**Diamondback** · 03-26-2015 14:58

Puttin' the "Gamey" in "Gamer", were you?

**csadn** · 03-26-2015 15:07

Originally Posted by Diamondback

Puttin' the "Gamey" in "Gamer", were you?

It took two weeks of eating nothing but McDonald's to set up *that* Bomb Run. At least it convinced the guy I was aiming for to stop f***ing with my lunch.