So my wife and I went away for the weekend. We knew my son was going to have a party while we were gone. It’s okay. We talked about it with him before we left. He’s 20. We trust him.

It must have gone pretty well. The police didn’t come. The carpet wasn't destroyed. No house fires. No glassware broken. A few beers missing maybe, but the scotch untouched. Even the dishes were done.

However. There was this. one. thing. He dragged out all my WGS models and he and his friends played a big game of WoW at the dining room table.

Now let's be clear. This was not discussed before we left. I mean, I guess I’m okay with it, I mean I was okay with it until I discovered they broke my F4F-4 WildCat’s antenna. Not the cheaper easy-to-replace Martlett’s antenna but the Wildcat. Of course.

I knew there’d be a price to pay. Something had to be broken. I just knew it.

I just didn’t know what.