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    This joke dates from the time when an Icelandic volcano erupted and disrupted European air flights but you may like it.

    Customer in a restaurant: "Waiter, waiter, there's ash in my soup!"

    Waiter: "Yes sir, it's a no fly zone."

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    That restaurant must have been a hot spot for diners.

    I wonder if they use Lava Soap in the bathrooms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7eat51 View Post
    That restaurant must have been a hot spot for diners.

    I wonder if they use Lava Soap in the bathrooms?

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    Unless the restaurant is downwind of a power plant, then it's fly ash.
    Karl
    It is impossible for a man to begin to learn what he thinks he knows. -- Epictetus

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    Was the restaurant in Ashington by any chance?
    See you on the Dark Side......

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    No Neil. Ashbourne.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Ash. Wednesday. Special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savoir Faire View Post
    Ash. Wednesday. Special.
    You deserve to get the sack cloth to go with that joke Max.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savoir Faire View Post
    Ash. Wednesday. Special.

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    Groan

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    There is only one thing with Ashes in it that I'm interested in this year.
    Baz and the other members of this particular sub forum will know what I mean.
    Rob.
    "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."



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